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Post by Aкα on May 31, 2015 4:46:31 GMT
God dammit why do i have to have a thing for cool kids? I swear, just anyone who radiates arrogance and confidence just. Aug... fucking cronus.... FUCKING DAVE.... Nmnnnn.... bae help me...
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Post by Kit Harington on May 31, 2015 5:06:18 GMT
i think i know whats going on its called dave is an arrogant prick but hes also sweet as a motherfuck and cronus is just a prick and idk why anyone actually likes him but then he cal also be a sweetie so its ok XD
i bet he shags like a minx
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Post by Aкα on May 31, 2015 12:51:45 GMT
Mnmnnn! -Dies- I hate it so much baby.... I.... have been so overwhelmingly needy these past few days and I have no fing clue why. Even writing INTENSE Davekat porn has not helped me. AND EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SOLKAT I GET SO TURNED ON BUT IT'S SO SHORT THAT IT JUST LOOPS AND IM LIKE FUCK! SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME AN OUTLET FOR HOW GOD DAMN HORNY I AM SO FUCK IT! LET'S DO A SOLKAT AND A CRONKRI. IM THE VANTAS' BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL I KNOW HOW TO BE. SHIT I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THE DANCESTORS YET, SPOILER ALERT: FUCK ME.
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Post by Kit Harington on May 31, 2015 14:25:17 GMT
i intend to :3 yaaaaas we can do all of this =D baeeee baebaebaebaebaebae i have been feelin the same way too .-.
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Post by Aкα on Jun 1, 2015 3:38:51 GMT
Kankri Vantas heaved out a long sigh, his eyes dropping with exhaustion and his cheeks pale. He rubbed his eyes with his hands and pushed back further in his couch, listening to the crackle of the fire. So much work to do... So little time... He thought to himself, his head buzzing with a terrible headache. He opened his eyes again and looked at the papers scattered across his coffee table. He gave a groan and pressed his head into the cushions, stretching and shutting his eyes. I don't see why I have to be the only responsible one left in this session... He scowled to himself. Everyone else just appears to have given up hope at ever succeeding in our mission. But I can't just give up too... Kankri turned over on his back, kicking his feet up and snuggling inside his bright red sweater. But jeez... It's such a tiresome job! I have to commit to it nearly 24/7, making sure everyone's on the right track, making sure no one's offending or triggering others, educating and reeducating companions about our history and near paradoxical future. I don't even have enough time to partake in lustful pursuits! I've been claimed to celibacy! He hissed, curling his lip back and sighing again, his head pounding. ... Maybe I deserve a little break... He softly stirred his hips, shyly smiling and craning his neck. After all... There's no rule against pleasing yourself... His hand slid down his thigh and curved up against his nook, rubbing the outline of his bulge and coaxing out a bit. Thank goodness for this privacy. He sat up and slid his tight black pants off around his ankles, blushing profusely and looking down at his bulge as it began to slowly curl and twist out of its hidden sheath. O-Once again I suppose it's time for another late night visit from Cronus... He bit his lip and nervously twined his middle and index finger around the base of his bulge, letting out a delighted little sigh of relief. Although Kankri would never admit it (partly because of his pride, partly because that was simply too foul) he was head over heels for the Ampora. He was a bad boy, and something about that excited him. The way he blew smoke every time he ordered him to stop, the way he'd roll his eyes when he was addressing him, the way he'd get up close and personal - it all made him feel so tingly inside... So, one thing lead to another one night while Kankri was thinking, his imagination got the best of him and he thought about what it'd be like to have Cronus there with him, pleasing him, making him moan... Since then, he'd devoted Cronus into his mind, pulling him out and imagining him in times of, well. Desperate need. Of course he would never ever ever in a million years do this with the actual Cronus, as if.
"Sollux. You're so fucking boring..." Karkat groaned, his face mushed against the plush cushions of the trolls couch. His eyes were glazed and tired, staring at Sollux's computer screen without even registering emotion. He had come to hang out with his so called 'friend' (who was really more of a black moirail) and play video games, but the Captor had no games that he was good at - and he didn't feel like embarrassing himself more by participating in them. So he decided to watch him play games, but these first person shooters were so God damn boring. "Like - what the fuck do you even do in this game? There's no plot, no premise. There's no princess to be saved, no cake to be sought. No fucking - I don't know! It's just bullshit!" He growled and looked at the troll who was at the other side of the couch, focused primarily on his video game. "When you invited me over to play games I was expecting that you had good games, like Tombraider, or Zelda, or. Shit, I don't know - anything better than this." He sighed and rolled on his back, stretching his legs and kicking them up on the low-bloods lap. "Can't we do anything entertaining? I'm going to gouge my eyes out if I watch this any longer."
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Post by Kit Harington on Jun 1, 2015 11:16:01 GMT
do you want me to be fantasy cronus or real cronus? also does fantasy cronus have like unrealistic huge bulgy muscles and no shirt on and long flowy hair also is he riding a seahorse? also is his bulge like 2 feets long? XD
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Post by Aкα on Jun 1, 2015 13:34:52 GMT
XD You tardo! Real Cronus! An of course fantasy Cronus has all that shit. X3
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Post by Kit Harington on Jun 1, 2015 20:21:50 GMT
ok but like how should he enter? XD should he be quiet and grab a soda before he walks up on kankri doing the do and does a spit take? or does he announce himself and kankri falls off the couch in his attempt to stop doing the do and where is he coming from like do they live together or does he just show up unannounced?
these are very important questions o3o
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Post by Aкα on Jun 1, 2015 23:36:28 GMT
X3 Bee, you're hinking too hard. Whether he barges in or just crops a seat is up to you, but they wouldn't live together because kankri is aloner. XD
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Post by Kit Harington on Jun 1, 2015 23:37:49 GMT
alright XD im writing it up now~
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Post by Kit Harington on Jun 2, 2015 0:38:59 GMT
Cronus Ampora was the cool guy out of his group. And every other group out there. All he needed to do was walk into a room and give his sly smile, pump a few breaths of smoke into the room, and leave. No one ever forgot him. In all reality, he remembered everyone else too; well, the important people. One of these such important people was the one and only Kankri Vantas. Cronus figured he enjoyed that one's company because the two of them were polar opposites. And because he secretly enjoyed all the hours of lectures he had to endure when he was in Kankri's presence.
Today was a day that he needed a lecture. He had it all mapped out in his head: he would let himself into Kankri's hive and start talking about his recent sexual activity. Well, he didn't need to get that graphic, poor Kankri would probably explode from the lack of innocence abusing his ears. Cronus saw it all perfectly on the walk to Kankri's hive. Cronus grinned around the cigarette dangling from his lips as he reached for the door of Kankri's hive, letting himself in. For the first tim ein forever, Ampora pulled the cigarette from his lips and was speechless.
There were noises. Noises Kankri Vantas did not utter. Under any circumstance. "What the actual fuck? What the bloody hell is goin' on in here, chief? Even if I didn't know ya, Kanks, I would definitely know that you were a virgin. Or at least, a troll who hadn't had a great bulge in their nook. Maybe a good one, but not a great one. Not an Ampora bulge. Ampora bulges are the best out there, chief, if I do say so myself." He returned the cigarette to his lips and took in a deep breath, "And I do. Say so myself." While he had been talking and understanding, and entertaining himself, he had walked closer to the noises, until Kankri was in his line of vision.
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Letting out a loud and very long sigh, Sollux made a show of closing his laptop and setting it on the table. He then grabbed Karkat by his ankles and yanked him closer, so that he could bend down and look his moirail in the eye, "What would you rather do, most noble and brilliant Karkat?" He mumbled, laying his forehead on Karkat's. "I don't know, you gouging your eyes out might be entertaining..." He said quietly and started to snicker. "But then, you wouldn't be able to explain to me, in exquisite detail, just how charming and handsome Dave is. How perfectly his freckles brush over his face, how his hair looks like an Earthean sunrise." He giggled again, "With how often you talk about him, I can probably draw him from memory. And I can't draw." He teased.
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Post by Aкα on Jun 2, 2015 0:46:46 GMT
That's okay baby love! Tale your time, i understand your feels. X3
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Post by Kit Harington on Jun 2, 2015 0:55:29 GMT
oh before i forget wil you be in school next thursday?
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Post by Aкα on Jun 2, 2015 1:03:42 GMT
next thursday? No. c: Why?
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Post by Kit Harington on Jun 2, 2015 1:09:52 GMT
because i wont be in school and i was kinda thinkin... maybe... if ya want to... we could skype? im not saying we cant from now until then, but itll be daytime then XD and less of a chance of either of us passing out on the other x3
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Post by Aкα on Jun 2, 2015 1:26:29 GMT
Sure baby! I'd like that. <3 I'd like that a lot. -Purrs and snuggies- It's a date.
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Post by Kit Harington on Jun 2, 2015 1:42:31 GMT
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay <3 and i replied ^^
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Post by Aкα on Jun 2, 2015 1:57:21 GMT
Kankri had barely heard Cronus over the sound of his moans - and what little he did hear only pressed his fantasies on more, now he could hear Cronus. "Oh g-goodness!" He squealed, by the time Cronus had taken a few steps into his living room the sight before him was Kankri nearly 3 fingers deep into his nook. His eyes cracked open at the sound of footsteps, and when his visioned stopped being blurry and he saw the figure under the arch in his living room he let out a loud scream. He rolled off the couch, hands scrambling up and pressing himself up. "CRONUS?!" He was bright red in the face, liquid was running down his legs and was stained to his fingers, his hair was messy and his bulge still excitedly curling. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING IN MY HIVE?! GET THE FUCK OUT!" He screamed, tackling the nearest blanket and coiling it around his body, he trembled and backed away from him, trying not to look at the smug expression on his face lest he give in. "WH-WHAT! YOU JUST DON'T! BARGE INTO SOMEONE'S HOME! WH-WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Y-YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOCK!" He felt his bulge lick down his leg, feeling it prod and lick at the beginnings of his own nook. He shyly squirmed to the wall, twisting his legs to try to get his body to stop, but his bulge kept searching for a heat source. "Ahnn..." He whimpered under his breath.
Karkat snorted and swatted Sollux on the forehead, nudging him away with an amused purr. "Oh shut up." He laced his arms around Sollux's neck comfortably, shifting his body so his legs slid between his and their hips were lightly brushing. "I don't talk about him that much, I mean shit. I'm not Nepeta. He's just cute, okay?" He shrugged and smiled fondly as he thought of his matesprit before shoving the thought out of him out of his head. "He's still an asshole, but shit. He's hot. And besides, you can't give me any shit because you fawn over how much you hate Eridan, and how he's just the stupidest kissmesis and blah blah blah." Karkat made a blabbering gesture with his hand and laughed under his breath. "Seriously, you guys are black as coal. 'Could fuel a bonfire with all that shit."
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Post by Kit Harington on Jun 2, 2015 2:28:31 GMT
Cronus seemed not to have heard him, moving over to the couch to sit on the arm and drag on his cigarette, letting the smoke slowly billow out of his nose and gills. All of his gills. He still had a smirk on his face and he unashamedly let his pupiless gaze rack over Kankri's body, "First of all, chief, I never knock. I thought that was one of the reasons you found me so irresistible." If only he knew how irresistible Kankri really thought he was, he might take advantage of the situation. Instead and moved one hand down to rub over his own bulge and nook, almost without realizing it, "You aren't going to leave me with that small tease are you?" He asked quietly, "That won't be fun for either of us..." He added and bit his lip around the cigarette. His hand squeezed his slowly-coming-out bulge and he let out a small, deep moan, his gills fluttering around his neck, "Not when I was on my way to tell you... About the last troll I was with..." He smirked again, "But maybe I wouldn't have to tell you about him... You could live in the moment and know everything I was going to say..." His voice was low and scratchy. With him sitting on the arm of the couch, his legs were wide open, and his teasing fingers did little to hide the slowly forming dark mark on his dark jeans. All it seemed to take was a few moans, a short visual, and his imagination and he couldn't keep his hands off of himself. "I won't tell if you won't." His eyes narrowed and went from looking at Kankri's face to dropping to where the blanket hid all the good stuff.
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Something in Sollux's stomach twisted when Karkat brushed his hips against his own, but he ignored it. He laughed, "Eridan is the worst kissmesis, Karkat. You don't understand... At times it feels like he's flushed for me, but then he does the blackest things. It's sort of like, he's red, but he enjoys me dominating him. I think Dave said he was a masochist. I don't know." He shrugged, "And he's so confusing... He does shit to piss me off, but wants to fight me in the bed? Does that make any sense to you, romance boy? You pity everyone, so if anyone were to know what's going on with that dweeb, you would." His words were harsh but affection was clear in his grin and the look in his eyes. Surprisingly, he hadn't put his glasses on at all that day. He noticed that twitch in his stomach again as he looked at Karkat, waiting for a response. It didn't feel like anything to worry about, so he ignored it again, unknowingly wetting his boxers and pants with his honey colored genetic material.
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i just noticed ive been effing up sol's lisp this whole time and im too lazy to put it in there... XD
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Post by Kit Harington on Jun 2, 2015 2:37:04 GMT
i really shouldn't stay up much later bae ;3; but i wanna stay and talk to you.............
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