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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 2:24:07 GMT
Bae............ We need... I need... I need you to Davekat...
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 2:30:09 GMT
YOU EXPECT ME TO WRITE PORN WHAT WHO DO YOU THINK I AM I AM NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 2:34:18 GMT
-Weeps in corner- I thought you loved me. ;m;
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 2:36:59 GMT
-tackles- ocourse i love you
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 2:39:12 GMT
-CRIES HARDER- THAN DAVEKAT PORN WITH ME OR ELSE MY DISEASE WILL CRIPPLE MY BODY AND I WILL DIE A PAINFUL AND HORRIBL DEATH PLEASE MY DISEASE IS CALLED BEING A HORNY LIL DONG
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 2:46:50 GMT
oh no dun die bae i need you at prom wiff me next year D: why are you a dong idk if you should be a dong maybe you should go see a doctor -pulls out phds- hello yes i am dr ferret fox i see you have a serious case of i-need-you-in-my-bed-right-now and you're alo plagued with davekat-itis
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 2:49:16 GMT
<3 <3 <3 Beebee... I really wanna go to prom whiff you! Also, yea doctor. I'm afraid it's terminal, I dont know why I KNWO information that you're supposed to know, but unless inget a hot sexy baby by the name of Jazzy in my bed right now I might die in the next 10 minuets
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 3:17:36 GMT
Dave- Dave took two steps forward and dropped one hand to Karkat's head, "You look really fuckin' hot. Sittin' on your knees, all waitin' for my cock and shit." He purred and experimentally rubbed his thumb over one of the nubby horns on Karkat's head, "You keep saying no but you're glaring at me like you'll bite me if I don't..." He said curiously and used his free hand to start to undo his jeans button, "I bet you'd love it if I fucked you right here in the hallway. Let everyone know how much of a whore you are, Karkat." He teased. He dropped his voice to a whisper, "Or do you want me to take you nice and slow, like one of those crappy romance movies you watch. I'm sorry I can't wine and dine you, but that won't make this night any less worth while. What if I just teased the fuck out of you? Tie you to the bed and just touch you and make you whimper. Make you come all over yourself without even touching your cock. What do you want me to do Karkat? What would you prefer?"
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 3:19:40 GMT
<3 <3 <3 Beebee... I really wanna go to prom whiff you! Also, yea doctor. I'm afraid it's terminal, I dont know why I KNWO information that you're supposed to know, but unless inget a hot sexy baby by the name of Jazzy in my bed right now I might die in the next 10 minuets yay <3 its going to be great im only going cause youre going with me x3 -slowly takes off tie- well idk about that bu i have a nice remedy that should heal you right up
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 3:39:05 GMT
((-Blushes and shrinks up inot blankies- FUck my life fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life.))
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 3:46:12 GMT
wwhat did i do oop2
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 3:46:44 GMT
-pOkEs- I BrOkE HeR :o) HoNk
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 3:47:37 GMT
((Was that a combination of Eridan and Sollux? XD -Dies- BAAAEEeeEEee! Can you do a Davekat with me pleeeeaase? -Curls up in a little corner of the floor because I'm a piece a shit- Like... We could continue from where we left off in the first one, but like..df.f.f.f.xc..c it could porn. And then! After it's no longer porn! It could go back on the other page, adn be like, entwined with yhe plot or something beecause porrrnnn.x..s.d.s.d.as.,ad -Dies- I'm such a whore.))
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRSIT NEVERMIND I JUST SAW YOU REPLIED UIP THAIR IM SO SYYTOPUD FUCK
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 3:49:58 GMT
KJFKGJKLJLKF..G..FG.F..G.F.G ..G.D.F.G.G. .DF.G.DF.G.FG. ..DFG,.DFGISJ K IDFG,DFG. IIKFGMKDFKSDF DJFGSDFG. KJSDKFJSD. J SSJDJFJSJF SLSDIUHISDFS IUFUSHFLKHS IFHJSOIDFUH SUIUDDUDUUDF SUFUSHFKSUFHS F I CANBT EVENE REOPLUY MY LEGS ARENT WOREKING WOW ALL THE BLOOD WAS DRAINED FROM MY BODY AND IS LIJUST LIKME WOOOOO SOMEWHERW SLKE U DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IS THAT BE DJFHSJDF FUCK FUCK I CANT FEEL MY HANDS I CANT BODY DSFLASUDF ASDFS SHUUIT FUCK MY LIFE SHUT
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 3:58:00 GMT
Karkat looked up at him, his eyes widening as the tone in his face become more sultry and slow. He curled his lip back as if to lash out at him, but he flinched and gave a quiet moan as he touched the nub of his horn. He craned his head up against his hand, listening to every delicious word dripping from Daves mouth, his heart beat faster and faster. Oh fuck I want it so bad! His mind was screaming and buzzing so fast that he couldn't distinctly think that thought, he simply felt it deep inside. A tingly wave of butterflies soared in his stomach, his bulge twisted, coaxed more out until it was practically twisting at the hem of his boxers. He opened his eyes just to slits to glare up at Dave, he was trembling fiercely, he hissed between his teeth - though it sounded more like a moan. "F-F-F-Fuck.... Y-You...." He snarled, reaching out and grabbing the Strider by his belt loops and tugging him closer. "If you're going to FUCKING do this with me then you're going to at l-least be fucking gentle..." He glared up at him, a twinge of fear in his eyes. "It's not like I'm experienced in this thing... And I don't need YOU and your insults to add to my already rotting self-image." He panted a bit, his grip on his jeans loosening a bit. "... So... Will you please be a little gentle with me?" He blushed, feeling fucking pathetic here on his knees in front of this douche-bag that he wanted to be fucked senselessly.
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 3:58:10 GMT
-slaps chest- i got my baes back what i got baes back<3 it was it was solbby and eribby and then gambby because gambby is gambby
bae what did you do to yourself did you do the do you did the do and now you are a fumbling mess because damn that dave strider and his southern twang and shit if he doesnt have a nice ass
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 4:11:16 GMT
(YOU CONFIDENT MOXIE-RIDDEN SON OF AN ASSHOLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRSIT DID YOU LET THE INNER FUCKING STRIDER OUT THAT YOU BOTTLED AWAY OR KEPT IN THE DARK AND NEVER REALIZED YOU HAD BECAUSE YOU ARE DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE. LITTERALLY NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO SEE MY KARKAT SAID BECAUSE WHEN IG ET THIS WAY IT LITTERALLY MEANS YOU HAVE ME AT A STAND STILL ADN MY LAST REGARD IS TO TRY TO FLY AROUND ADN THINK UP SOME FUCKING INSULTS TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK BETTER BECUSE IM IN THE PRESENSE OF AN AYTTACRTIVE FUCKING ASSHOEL WHO KNWSO HOW TO PUSH ALL MY BUTTONS AND DAMN IF I DONT LOVE HER BECAUSDE SHES FUCKING CU6TE AND DORKY BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRSIT WHY DO YOU IRRITATE ME WITH THE THINGS YOU SAY THAT AFFETC ME INTHIS WAY MY FINGERS ARE GOING A MILE A MNIHETU VOER THIS FUCKING KEYBAORD TRYING TO CONVEY TO YOU TRHAT I CANT FUCKING FUNCTION BECAUSE YOURE SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT YES JUST LIKE THE FUCKING SONG OKAY? I HAVE A WEAK SPOT FOR PEOPLE WITH CONFIDENCE AND MAYEB THATS BECXAUSE ID ONT HAE ANHY OF MY OWN BUT WEHEN THEYT TALK TO ME AS IF YTHEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING WELL FUCK IF THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING BECAUSE THEY DO ADN IT DRIVES ME INSANE AND LITTERALLY NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS SIDE OR HAS SEEN THIS SIDE BECAUSE EVERYONE I HANG O0UT WITH ARE UNCONFICXDENT DOUCHES AND WHY DOY OU THINK I SURROUND MYSELF WITH THEM SO I DONT GO CRAZY ANBD GO KARKAT AND GET REALLY TUNED ON AND FALL HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOURE AN ASSHOLE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ADN YOURE CUTE FACE MAKES ME FEEL SO HAPPY ANDI WANT TO FUCK YOU OS FUCKIGN AHRD BECAUDSE YUOTR,EN A DFUCKGINT S5T4ID ERHAHHHHhg!h!hh!Hh!H!HG!hh!h!h!
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 4:39:40 GMT
you think im confident? o3o honestly... i am the furthest thing from confident like confidence and i are on opposite sides are the galaxy like i guess i can appear confident over the computer because i can go back and change what im saying and you cant hear me and i dont have the chance to stutter or trip over my words or have spit fly out my mouth or even not be able to pronounce a word because i can't wrap my tongue around it i dont have to pretend to be illiterate around you i dont have to say something twice because the first time my brain and vocal cords didn't agree on what was coming out of my mouth i can just be who i am on the inside and if im dave fucking strider i guess im dave fucking strider but thats probably just around you but im also sollux fucking captor the loser nerd kid with the glasses and a sort of lisp kind of? like its there but its not bad enough that i needed speech and i had to get tested for speech when i was in third grade actually and then like i told you im an asshole when i get pissed i tend to say stuff that i end up regretting it immediately after well its not normally when im pissed its sort of more when im... backed in a corner? you know that feeling? like when you feel so bad you lash out? but yeah i mean i dont think ive done it recently and i would never do it to you, i hope im just really self conscious and wow xD where was i going with this um yeah i guess im sol on the outside but dave on the inside, like way on the inside XD like only bae can see my daveness -tackles- baebaebaebebae
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 4:53:32 GMT
-Purrs and cuddels my baby- Sweetie honey, I love you for you Jazzy. <3 Because you're my sweet, nerdy lil' baby, who's perfect to me in everyway. <3 You're just the right amount of Strider to piss me off to the point where I'm head over heels for you, and just the right amount of dorky to ne Sollux, just the right amount of you to be everything I love and cherish about you. <3 <3 <3
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 4:56:22 GMT
ya killin me smalls -dies of all the love- i love you baebaebae<333 thank you doll<3 youre the best omg i love you im never giving you up<3
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