ANYONE NEED MISFORTUNE TO BRIGHTEN THEIR DAY?????????

CAUSE I GOT A SHIT TON OF IT

-DUMPS OUT MISFORTUNE-

LETS SEE WHAT THE FUCK WE HAVE HERE
-PICKS UP LAPTOP- 
MOTHER FUCKING KING SHUT THE FUCK DOWN WHEN IM DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!!
-PICKS UP TABLET-
BROTHER FUCKING BREAK THE FUCK DOWN WHEN I NEED YOU CAUSE IVE DECDED TO DRAW AGAIN
FUCKING LOSER WITH A S soser
-PICKS UP NEEDLE-
-STABS FINGERS WHEN THERES NO GODDAMN WAY I COULDVE STABBED MY FINGERS-
GOGDAMN PIECE OF SHIT -KICKS NEEDLE-
-stabs toes- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
HOHOHOHOOOOO
LOOK WHAT THE FUCK WE GOT HERE
-GRABS SEWING MACHINE-
HOW THE FUCK DOES A NEEDLE BEND MOTHERFUCKER
HOW THE FUCK
-KICKS AIR AGGRESSIVELY-
-LEG FEELS LIKE ITS BREAKING OFF-
ALLAH DAMMIT


THATS IT
IM DONE
-CRAWLS UNDER A FUCKING ROCK TO LIVE THE REST OF MY DAYS IN PEACE-
-ROCK IS INFESTED WITH SCORPIONS AND I HAVE JUST INVADED THEIR TERRITORY-