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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 4:40:31 GMT
look ok i dont know what it is man so i just pulled something from out there xD its leattackdoggeh o3o plz dont tell me you are dessed as eridan bae no this cannot be xD
i finished sol too
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 14:29:34 GMT
Dave- Dave rolled his eyes behind his sunglasses and reached forward, grabbing Karkat's arm, "No, don't sit down, Karkrabby!" He grumbled and tugged, "You need some apple juice to chill you out. Not even joking that shit is like nectar of the gods." He shook his head and opened the door again, leading Karkat back into the lab. Though he had no idea where the hell he was or where the hell he was going, he took a right and continued to drag Karkat, "Maybe with some AJ you can chill the fuck out and appreciate life for what it actually the fuck is, man. Maybe when you get some of that sweet ass nectar in you small body you'll be able to see the truth around you, Kar."
"And I have no idea what sopor slime is, but it's got the word slime in it and I know damn well I don't look like any sopor slime, man. I'm always fresh, Kar, my face is like a baby's. Not to the point where thinking I'm attractive would be considered pedophilic, but to the point that I've gotten free shit from old ladies who think I'm just the cutest thing they've ever seen and damn I feel sorry that it took eighty years for them to see something so god damn cute, but I'm glad they didn't have to up and die without knowing what it was like to lay their old lady eyes on a hot piece of Strider ass."
"And, speaking of my hot Strider ass." He continued, "I mean, I know I got hooked the fuck up with a great ass. It all bubblicious and round and shit and I'm not lying when I say more that one have touch my bubble butt and though it resulted in a black eye each time, I could see on their face it was worth it. My ass is like fucking bubblegum, Karkat. Fucking juicylicious, Karakt. Like, hot damn. I don't mean to brag, I mean, Bro's ass is alright, but I'm the one taking the fucking gold is Strider Ass Olympics. Even Nikki fucking Minaj has nothing on my bubblicious bubblegum, Karkat. You may be able to build a house for forty on that thing, but mine is perfectly shaped with just an ounce of fat, making it all the better."
The fuck? Did I really just ramble on about how nice my ass is? Like, yeah it's the best ass to be seen, but I sound a little conceited, which is fucking ironic cause if there is anything a Strider is not, its conceited.
Sollux- "I go home." He mumbled and slapped at the air, "You not thtop me, fithy-fithy." He moved forward and touched his hand to Eridan's face and gently slapped it, "Ith ok ED, I goin' home." He was so tired, the last seventy-two hours catching up to a whole lot faster than he thought it would. His brain was working about as well as it would if he was drunk and it showed in his movements, speech pattern, and each and every yawn. His yawns happened about every three minutes. "Ok... I not goin' home, ED." He admitted and laughed, "But..." He yawned and slapped at Eridan's face, "Tired." His eyes started to close again and he leaned back against the wall, "Need thleep. Much tired. Wow." He yawned again and forced his eyes open, struggling to focus them on the spot of purple in front of him, "I tell Gamthee." He giggled and poked at Eridan's chest, "Heth gun kill you, ED~" He gave up again and reached up to paw at his eyes, knocking his glasses askew.
Ok so i have been guessing at Sol's actions hehe because idrk how people who havent slept in 3 days act when they start to crash so i have him pretty chill and giggly
like hes drunk what
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 15:02:25 GMT
ok ive been thinking about your question from last night and with a lot of research what no i wasnt reading makarasmut what i have to say kurloz cause damn but then like also gamzee???? but then like maybe at the same time???? but then not at the same time???? i bet you were expecting me to say sol x3
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Post by Aкα on May 9, 2015 17:57:28 GMT
((OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHY DID I HAVE TO BESTOW THE TITLE OF STRIDER ON SOMEONE CAN LITERALLY RAMBLE ON FOR HOURS ABOUT THE STUPIDEST SHIT? FUCK I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT. WHY DIDN'T I KNOW YOU WERE LIKE A STRIDER IN THE FIRST PLACE FUCK THIS SHIT. ALSO. KURLOZ IS GOD DAMN ATTACRTIVE, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE COMIN' FROM. Though, I would bang Dave above him, and Dirk. And Karkat. Gamzee's pretty high up there though. [actually I don't know if I ever told you this, but whenever I get naughty with myself I moan out Dave's name 80% of the time. When I'm on my knees it's always Dirk. I just felt like I should share that with you for some reason.]))
Karkat listened as he rambled on and on and on, his arm growing limp as he let Dave drag him around the meteor this way and that. He didn't know half the words Dave was using, he had no idea who this Nikki Minaj was, and he didn't care about the size - or texture of her ass. Just like he didn't care about Dave's ass - that shit was weird? Why would you think about what someone's butt looked like? That's where waste comes out of, who would think that was attractive? However, the idea of Dave shirtless OHFUCKNOKARKATDON'TTHINKABOUTTHATHAHAHAHA. For a brief moment Karkat was red on the cheeks, he hid inside his sweater to hide it as he let Dave drag him on. "Dave, I don't know if you know this, but let me just clarify, I don't care about your butt. And the fact that you can ramble on for litterally paragraphs talking about how 'sweet' it is, just proves that you are the most self-centered person I know. Also, where the fuck are you leading me? This isn't the way to the lab, this is the way to your bedroom." Karkat yanked his arm away from Daves, looking at him with disgust. "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET WITH ME? IS THIS HOW HUMANS PREFORM SO FUCKING MATING CALL ON YOUR PLANET? 'HEY, KARKAT, WANNA LISTEN TO ME RAMBLE ON ABOUT MY BUTT AND APPLEJUICE? HAHAHA GREAT NOW LET'S FUCK.'" After he was finished with THAT terrible impression of Dave, he snarled and stomped his foot.
Even when Sollux did slap him, it felt like a little feather on the cheek - Eridan could have easily mistook it for the wind gently caressing his face. The anger in his eyes melted to a strange concern, something you wouldn't expect from someone you hate - or Eridan for that matter. "Did you get wasted or somethin' Sol?" The seadweller took a step back, as if Sollux wasn't safe to be around. "You don't look alright... Come on, why don't you sleep it off at my hive, it's not too far from here." Oh wonderful, it sounded like he was hitting on him again, but this time he didn't have the moxie in his voice. He didn't care about fucking right now, for a brief second there was actual genuine concern. Jesus, someone give Eridan a medal. "Besides, I feel like if I sent you home like this you'd ever collapse in 7 steps, or get hit by a car on the way to your hive."
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 18:14:51 GMT
oh god i cant even no i need to take a second and recuperate look ok first of all i do not ramble on for hours about the stupidest shit at least i dont think i do does this mean i make a good strider? xD
everytime i see the name Gamzee I think of my baby cat and then im like wait no not the baby cat hes just a baby
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Post by Aкα on May 9, 2015 18:28:14 GMT
((YES YOU DO MAKE A STRIDER. XD MAINLY BECAUSE YOU CAN RAMBLE ON AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE LIKE "REALLY?"))
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 18:31:38 GMT
wait, right now or last night? xD
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Post by Aкα on May 9, 2015 18:32:45 GMT
((EVERY PERIOD OF TIME))
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 18:43:32 GMT
just so you know i intend to cosplay as dave at least once around you XD
ill even ramble and shit man
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Post by Aкα on May 9, 2015 18:56:50 GMT
NOPENOPENMOPENOPENOPENMOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
REPLY YOU EGG!
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 19:05:55 GMT
im tryingto write makara sex bro can i write some hot clown insext and then reply???
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Post by Aкα on May 9, 2015 19:10:15 GMT
-Face palms and groans- SSsssssSSSSssSSuuuurrrrreee XD
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 19:16:17 GMT
your s's are hot i wish i could say s's xD -face palms- ima lozer
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 19:43:58 GMT
bae are you still here
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Post by Aкα on May 9, 2015 19:46:05 GMT
((Indeed I am, I just read your story, or what you have of it so far. X3 Please doin't take offense to this. ;.; -Curls up and kisses your hands- But Kurloz is simply mute, not deaf. I noticed that and I just thought I should tell you but I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm being mean. XmX Meulin Leijon is deaf, but Kurloz is just mute. -Whimpers and nuzzels- Please dun hate me...))
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 19:58:14 GMT
-paps head- bae i could never hate you :3 i know hes mute, not deaf and thanx for telling me incase i didnt know<3 him being deaf is a foxy thing and only pertaining to that story :3
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 21:18:14 GMT
that took me three hours and I'm sorry for making you wait, but I am replying now!
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Post by Aкα on May 9, 2015 21:39:45 GMT
((Oooohh! Okay, I got cha. XD I was just chekin' -Licks face-)) [/sub]
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 21:46:49 GMT
oh ew im all sweaty y u lick -tackles-
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Post by Aкα on May 9, 2015 22:21:08 GMT
I... want to ask why you're sweaty, but on second hand I won't. XD
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