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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 22:27:08 GMT
trying to clean the gerbil's cage and the area around it is a lot of work plus it was hot as balls in my room i wasnt wearing a shirt
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Post by Kit Harington on May 9, 2015 23:03:30 GMT
Dave- Dave pushed Karkat against the wall, arms on either side of Karkat's head, using his body to block the cancer's retreat. It took a whole of two seconds for the exchange to take place. He looked at Karkat over his shades, bright red poking over black, "Yes, that is the human mating ritual. Humans admire their own asses for others' enjoyment, then we lead our unsuspecting victims to a quiet place and," He leaned forward, until his lips brushed Karkat's ear. He was tempted to scream the next word, but didn't really wanna suffer those consequences and whispered it instead, "Attack." He pulled back and papped Karkat's head, "I think I have some juice stashed away in my room. And if not I could always seduce you with my porn collection." The last bit was meant to tease, and he grabbed Karkat's hand. "You don't really have a butt to brag about, like... It's not that big or round, but it's uh..." He shrugged, "Its fuckable."
Sol- "Thtop tryin'a take advantage of me." He reprimanded, pointing a finger at Eridan, "Me jutht wanth to thleep, ED. Take me to thleep." He lifted up his arms as if he were a child wanting to be carried before putting them on Eridan's shoulders and letting his eyes fall closed. "I can thleep right now..." He swayed a bit, fighting to stay on his feet. His eyes flew open and he stood up, getting a second wind, "Did I thave it?" He looked around, then grabbed Eridan and started to shake him, "Did I thave it? ED, what if i didn't thave it? What if I deleted it?" He shook him harder at the last question and pulled away, "Come with me. I need to know."
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 0:02:47 GMT
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 0:03:41 GMT
kjdfljksarhglawehrgfliuawhiuhYHIGOIUTUYGEJRHJTISERHOIUHRTIUSEHTR~!~ !YFUFDYUF7FY7FYFIFUFCVK........... FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR STRIDER EVERYTIHNG YUOU STUP[ID P[IECE OF SHIT WHER YHE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF PUSHING ME UP AGAISNT A FUCKIGN WALL AND DOIGNT AHT SHIT YOU FUC,KIUGN ASSHOEL YOU KNOW JSUT WHAT YOU DO TO ME DONT TOU OHI I HOPE YOU FUCK YOURSELF IN THW ADSS YOU DOUCHE PIRATE OIF JESUS FUCK I AM GOINMG TO SHIT ON YOUR GRASCE YOU FUCK YOU WITH AS HORSE PENIS UOU DISGISTUIUNG NLKBUIB NBOKITHTREEE TALKING ASS TRASH POICE OF FGUCK!
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 0:09:29 GMT
i cant tell if that was english or trollian or if it was even nice XD
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 0:22:04 GMT
The deepest of flushes spread across Karkats face when Dave suddenly pinned him up against the wall, it spread across his nose, flared his cheeks, his eyes were wide and immediately sparked with rage and confusion. He bit his lip and shuffled as far away from Dave as he could, looking at his cool - confident face, the glare shining from his glasses, the freckles dusted over his nose, and those slender, smooth lips. Karkat had bit his lip harder, nearly squealing, wanting to kick him in the nuts and abscond, but not having the strength to. Besides, his body really wanted to do something else. His body gave a visible shiver as Dave leaned into his ears, he shut his eyes tight, feeling a scream build up in his chest. And then, just as quick it started, Dave pulled away again and proceeded to talk about butts and AJ. A hot liquid broiled in his veins, the grip on his lip released, his bottom lip was almost bleeding. He was dragged along with Dave again, his body trembling and knees shaky. Fuck.. I... What the fuck am I doing? Why the hell am I so trembly? He thought to himself, his eyes widened when he felt a little wet tendril lick at the fabric of his boxers. "NOPE!" Karkat yanked his hand back and shot his hands down to his crotch, falling on his knees and curling over in a fetal position, proceeding to scream a cluster of curse words at Dave due to humiliation, embarrassment, pure rage, and pure arousal. "OH FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING HUMAN WITH YOUR WORDS AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE THAT'S HIDDEN BEHIND LARGE, STUPID AVIATORS! I FUCKING HATE YOU DON'T TOUCH ME YOU'RE SO STUPID WITH YOUR RHYMES AND THE WAY YOU TALK FUCKING HELL WHY ARE YOU SO HOT I SWEAR TO GOD GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME LESS I DIE FROM YOUR SHEER STUPIDTY! FUCK WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE HERE WITH ME I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DO TO ME WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRAGGING ME TO SOME STRANGE PLACE AND MAKING FLIRTATIOUS THINGS AT ME THAT YOU HARDLY EVEN SEEM TO REGARD AS FLIRTING AND YOU'RE SO FUCKING OBLIVIOUS TO EVERY SEXUAL THING YOU SAY AND YOU PIN ME UP AGAINST FUCKING BRICKS AND GET ME ALL FUCKING WEAK! FUCK YOU YOU STUPID! AHHHHHH!!! SO HELP ME GOD I WILL KICK YOU IN WHATEVER FUCKING REPRODUCTION ORGAN YOU HAVE AND MAKE IT SO YOU CAN NEVER FUCKING REPRODUCE AND NO DON'T SHOW IT TO ME BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THERE I MEAN JESUS CHRIST! AH FUCK! I CAN SEE IT IN MY BRAIN!" Karkat cried and rolled over, flailing on the ground like some weird, retarded fish out of water. " FUCK YOU!!!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO SEXY AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING CONFIDENT ABOUT IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BRAIN JESUS FUCK STRIDER!" His screams echoed throughout the comet, sounding in every room in everyone's ears, until finally Karkat broke down panting, his legs still trembling and his knees snapped shut. He slowly cracked open one eye to look up to even see if Dave was still there.
Eridan was 100% sure that Sollux was broken, whatever he had done to himself had messed up the cogs in his brain. "What are you blatherin' about? Is what saved?" He sighed and scanned over him, but it was helpless to try to decipher any of this poppy cock, the troll couldn't even keep his head up. "Look, if it'll calm you down we'll go back to your hive okay? I have no idea what the fuck you're talkin' about, or why - I - have to be swept into it." He grumbled and glared off. "Come on, we better get goin.' If you keel over, I'm not gonna help you - just so you know..."
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 0:48:11 GMT
((-Shamefully curls up into a ball and groans- Ffffuck... Now I'm horny.......))
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 1:33:59 GMT
Dave-
Dave had been standing with his arms crossed, looking down and watching Karkat roll around on the floor, holding his junk as if he had just gotten kicked there. He stepped out of the way and just watched Karkat. When the small troll stopped rolling around and opened his eyes, Dave pulled his pants up and squatted down, "If ya wanted to take a ride in the rodeo, ya shoulda just told me." He said, giving his Texan drawl a bit more of a kick, laying it on thick when he saw how it affected Karkat. He reached up and tipped an imaginary hat, "An' I thought I already told ya. I'm a Strider, boy. It's in my genes." He stood back up and settled his hands on his imaginary belt buckle, tipping his hat foreward, "So, are you goin'a git off yer caboose an' follow me or are ya goin'a sit there 'til the cows come home?" His blank face cracked and he started to smirk, "What was that about my reproductive organ? Ya wanni'da see it?"
Sol- "You goin help me, fithy-fithy." He grumbled and grabbed Eridan's hand, tugging him along as he set off on a stumbling pace, finding it hard to walk properly but forcing himself to do it. (( Sorry it's so small, but did you wanna poof to Sol's hive? ))
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 1:36:12 GMT
your always horny how would a southern accent affect that?...... o3o
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 1:39:18 GMT
((-Snarls- SHUT UP! -Blushes and glares off- ... Well I wouldn't know I've never encountered a man with a Southern accent... But the mere FUCKING IDEA OF DAVE WITH SUCH A VOICE DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE AND I HATE YOU. FUCK WHY DID I EVER EVEN TELL YOU I HAD A THING FOR STRIDER I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! MY INNER FUCKING VANTAS WOULD FROTH FOURTH LIKE I HAD RABBIES OR SOME SHIT. MDFHLSUDFHIUASHFADF FYFYCFYFYFYFUCK!))
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 1:45:25 GMT
Karkat glared up at him, a deep snarl forming in his throat as his Texan accent thickened. "FUCK OFF DIP-SHIT." He rasped, little beads of anger in his eyes, outweighed by an overwhelming amount of arousal. He shakily pushed up to his knees, his body still quivering a bit. The blush over his face was still hot and red, although he despises it - he looked rather cute right now. "I said I DIDN'T want to see it." He grumbled, uncomfortably crossing his arms, still feeling the light tongue of the tip of his bulge curling at the fabric of his boxers. He grit his teeth and tried to get his mind somewhere else. "I don't even know - or want to fucking know - what you humans have down there. From the LITTLE information I got from Rose it's that it's like a hard stick or something, and Rose was DRUNK at the time." He glared directly in Daves shades, trying to be angry but his body just quivered again at his STUPID ATTRACTIVE FUCKING SMIRK.
Eridan sighed and got dragged along with him, his eyes darting around for anyone he could recognize, because hey! He was seen in public with Sollux, maybe strangers would think they were dating or something. He felt a delightful little shiver work through him, his ear fins twitched with glee - but he tried to hied it, he was a highblood for Gods sake. "Whatever..." Eridan sighed and peered away, trying to appear reluctant, but he was honestly anything but.
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 2:01:12 GMT
i have a southern accent as it would be XD you probably didn't notice because ive learned to hide it XD but yeah its actually really funny cause sometimes it just slips out and then im like wait oh no the drawl
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 2:22:43 GMT
((ffffFFFFffFFF........ I hate you... -Face plants- ... .f.f.f..n.nn..nn..n...))
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 2:25:03 GMT
-TOSSES THIS IN HERE LIKE WHATEVER IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER YA KNOW IT'S NO BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING.- -GLITCHES- <--- cLICK IOT CLICK THAT. YOU CLICK, CLICK THAT THING TRIHJT THERE.
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 2:31:14 GMT
i clicked it o3o so i not reply to davekat here only solbby?
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Post by Aкα on May 10, 2015 2:35:34 GMT
IF THATS OKAY I MEAN MMM.M.M.M.M.M.M..MM MSELGKJENSOFIGERG
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Post by Kit Harington on May 10, 2015 3:06:52 GMT
Sol- "Y'know I may be half-dead from thleep deprivathon, but I can feel your eyeth, Ampora. Your gathe is thaly. Feelth like thomeone'th rubbing my body with fith," He grumbled, once more the asshole he tended to be, "Thtop trying to take advantage of me in my weakened state." He looked over his shoulder at Eridan, "What happened to me being tho low on the thpectrum that you could thtep on me?" He stumbled when he ran into someone and ended up bumping back into Eridan. Sollux quickly turned around to chew out the dude in his way, but was beat to it by the guy. "Hey Freak. Watch where you're fucking going. And keep your fucking girlfriend in line." He spat, glaring at Eridan over Sollux's shoulder. Sollux squared his shoulders and stood to his full height, "The Fuck did you just thay? Yeah, he's girlith and a panthy, but no one geth to inthult that thsack of thit but me." "Wanna bet?" The man sneered, stepping even closer to Sollux. "Yeah. I fucking do." Sollux took his step forward, touching his nose to the guy's. The man stayed where he was for a few seconds, then backed down, turning to walk away, "Nyeh. you ain't worth my time, chicken-boy." He growled over his shoulder. Sol snorted and grabbed Eridan's hand and started to lead him again, hunching back over and trying to hurry.
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Post by Aкα on May 12, 2015 3:39:48 GMT
Karkat ran to the laboratory, it was his first instinct and one wouldn't have to ask why, not in a few minuets anyway. Fuck I'm so fucking terrible... What the fuck were you thinking Karkat, now he won't even be able to look at you. He opened up the cupboards, filed through the cabinets, opened up the drawers, and finally found what he was looking for. Shamefully he took it and hid it under his sweater, looking around for any sign of life before quietly slipping into the closet that joined the laboratory, and shutting the door. His breathing was all that filled the room, he looked up and pulled the cord, the room was lit by a very dull orange light. And what was all that shit about wanting your first time to be with someone you loved? Fuck-head, you knew god damn well you wouldn't find a matesprit on this meteor... He took off his sweater, grey skin still tainted by Dave's nails. You're so fucking stupid... He slid a kitchen knife out from under his sleeve... From outside the closet one would hear faint cries and whimpers and banging on the door which carried on for about 15 minuets, then everything was quiet, and Karkat came out with his sweater back on and tired eyes. He locked himself away in his room, turned off the light, and curled up in bed. He hardly sleept, for the remainder of the night he was tossed between still fresh and vivid memories, and self-loathing. It was only in the early hours that would be considered dawn that Karkat fell asleep, his sweater discarded to the floor to let his cuts breath. 18 red lines were slit horizontally along the top of his arms, two on the back of his hands.
((-Pets Karkitty- ;.; My poor baby....))
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Post by Kit Harington on May 12, 2015 21:34:53 GMT
Dave- Somehow, in the morning, Dave found himself in the presence of the tall fucker, or rather... Two tall fuckers. He had to continue slapping the stoner's hand away as he and the nerd worked on collaborating and making and coding a game Sollux had suggested. With Sol's help, Dave told him what sick beats to add and where and how they are activated. "Gamthee, what the hell are you even doing here?" Sollux muttered, putting in another string of codes as Dave started slapping at Gamzee again, easily overpowered by the tall troll. Curses were drowned out by Gamzee's honking laughter and the blonde headed boxed slumped in defeat, but didn't lose his sour look and glared at the floor through his shades. Dave stifled a yawn and kicked his foot back, missing Gamzee's leg miserably.
Dave had gotten no sleep at all the night before and just ended up giving up and leaning into Gamzee's arms as he watched Sollux wrap the game up and start to test it. "So..." The texan started quietly, "Have either of you seen Karkat this morning?" He kept his face and tone nonchalant, but Sollux looked up at him curiously before going back to the game. Gamzee just mumbled something that sounded like a no. He nodded in acceptance and leaned back into Gamzee's arms, just accepting, not really in the mood fighting back.
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Post by Kit Harington on May 12, 2015 21:43:41 GMT
theres always this if you want to :3 you dont have to but ==> abscond
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